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I'm David. Thanks for for stopping by.

About me

An I.T. technician from central Kentucky

Howdy! I was born and raised in Georgetown, Kentucky (just north of Lexington).

U.S. Air Force veteran

I.T. Professional with 5+ years experience.


Chess! You don't have to be good to enjoy the game. Challenge me on chess.com. I'm @dcmayo

If it's STEM, I'm in.

History. SO much stuff has happened. It's crazy to think about, really.

Learning new things! I learned just enough HTML and CSS to make this website, for example. It took 50 hours, but I did it, dang it!

My favorite joke

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist says, “What seems to be the problem? Moth?”

The moth says “Doc! Doc! You gotta help me! I've got so many problems. I don't like my job, I don't love my wife anymore, my daughter died, my son is a coward, and I am a coward myself.”

“Man, you’re troubled, Moth. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

And the moth says, “Cause the light was on.”